Reunited In Death

Meet Long John Silver:

Sadly, the abnormally large fry brothers were separated upon slicing and sent packed to opposite towns; One was adopted by Fast Eddies, while the other was adopted by Long John Silver's. Oddly enough, I was able to meet them both. I guess in some small way I was able to bring them together before their ultimate demises (their first death after their initial death is when they were fried). I did not pass along the bad news that his bigger brother had met his ill-fate, and I certainly didn't tell him it was self-inflicted. I'm sure he wouldn't have taken kindly to it. After all, I didn't even take kindly to it. One may argue that they will not be reunited in the afterlife, as Eddie done killed himself and will bear the eternal punishment of a boiling grease pot, where he will be refried for eternity. Mmm...

So you may be thinking, how do i know they are really brothers? And how did Fast Eddie get bigger than aptly named Long John Silver? Let's look at their "roots" a moment...

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