Me no see no sea-monkeys
It is with a heavy heart and a tearful eye that I regretfully announce the demise of my dear sea-friends. They will be remembered by those whose lives they touched--myself, my coworkers, and eachother (they touched themselves, but probably won't be able to remember now that they're dead). I implore those who read this to observe a moment of silence for these devoted and loving creatures. Let them rest in peace knowing they were loved not only for their graceful beauty, but their beautiful insides as well. Only one thing brings solace to my heart at this very difficult time--at least you don't have to swim around in your own poop anymore.
posted by grego @ 11:25 AM
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"Although Sea-Monkeys have a biological life cycle of one year, the product guarantees that the Sea-Monkeys live for up to 2 years. This should be understood as the colony being able to sustain itself for two years."
--Wikipedia
How long was it again that your Sea-Monkeys lived, Greg?
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I am not a bad parent!! They were born with progeria! I have identified the gene that causes this rare disease that speeds up aging and will eliminate this problem in my next batch. Also, they suffered due to deficiency in human growth hormone, which cause them to become too tired to swim--a necessity for their survival.
No updates in 18 days? For shame, Grego. For shame...
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