How ya like me now, beeeotch???

If I could be any famous person, I'd be a famous person that wasn't famous yet. Then I could hit on lots of chicks and get turned down because I'm a no-good-lookin no-body, but little do they know they're turning down the next big thing!! Then I could ask them out again, and if they say "yes" I could say "psych" and wave my right hand above my right ear like I'm fixing my right side of my hair.