Screw the Bul's

So the creator of this blog and myself have been working out each day since around New Years in an effort to be able to use our original banana board. It's been going alright, but it's still not a lot of fun. This morning we talked about our ideal weights, which apparently is below 300 pounds (whateva). Anyway, we came to the conclusion that we need to come up with a dorogatory term for non-fatties that is equally offensive as the words fatties hear each day. Here's a list of potential names: Scrawny twerps, pencilnecks, Conrad, buls (bulimics), meatheads, Lindseys (Lohan reference)....I'm open for more suggestions. Anyone?