Yo Cop! You Late!

Try saying that next time you have an encounter with a policeperson I bet they'll think you're being a smartass by telling them they're late, but the joke is on them...Yo! Cop You Late!! See, they probably didn't think about it that way. And if they did, you might be in for a beatin'. But you'll probably still be laughing when they're beating you, which will anger them and cause them to keep beating you, possibly until you're brain dead or all dead.

Good luck!