It's a snowing men!!

I wish I were a snowman. That way, I could make my snowkids just how I'd like them, and if they ever disobey me, I can throw them at a car or house or real kid or something. And no one would even care. Or you could just take them and roll them down a hill and they'll suffocate. Just better hope they do, or they may end up bigger than you and come to get you.

Also, don't try to baptise a baby snowman.