Stickin' it to the bug.

Can You Find Me?? I can't even find me!!
I think it would be fun for a little while being a walking stick bug, but there are things that aren't so great too...

10. You'd have wood all the time (wait, that's good...wood=good)
9. Someone may break a little twig off of you, and that little twig is your thingee (boy)
8. Giving birth to another twig seems rather painful (girl)
7. You'd probably waste a lot of time talking to real twigs
6. You might end up petrified
5. Little people might confuse you for an actual walking stick
4. If your legs get injured, you would just become a stick
3. You might get used as kindling
2. If you have sex with a leaf bug, you may make a baby tree and he wouldn't recognize you
1. You have to be careful having sex because the friction might cause you to catch on fire.