Public Announcement

It has been brought to my attention by some of the frequent readers of this blog that they believe that I plagiarized from a gentlemen named Dwight from NBC's "The Office". I would like to say that I did not have televisional relations with this man and any coincidence is merely that. Seriously, is oral plagiarism really a crime? I guess if this is your definition, then I am indeed guilty. To my dear Nancy, I'm sorry. You too Dwight.