I'm going Ape Shizznit

I hope if reincarnation is true that I come back as an ape, but not right away. I want to wait until apes evolve enough to care about wiping their own asses. And rule humans. Because I was a human, and they mostly sucked. In fact, I like to refer to them as hu-means. And then you could make the hu-means eat only b-a-n-a-n-a-s and not give them any TP. Also, hopefully I would remember that I had a past life and I was a homo sapien in it. Otherwise, go mankind!

Bustin' A Nut

After over 8 years of seemingly endless internet surfing and thinking you can find absolutely anything on the web, I have successfully unsuccessfully located Mike Brady's hospital design in "The Brady Bunch Movie." And another first...I busted a nut yesterday--with my bare hands. And also, Bi-curious George told me monkeys pee a lot.