LeggoMyGreggo

I am from Rochester, NY where I had lots of friends. Now I live in Arlington, VA and have a lot less friends. I hope you like my blog. If so, maybe we can be friends. Even long-distance or e-friends are okay with me. Thanks.

Friday, April 28, 2006

Dung Stinks!



I think people who don't make sure they flushed everything are reincarnated as dung beatles and people who fart on elevators become stink bugs.

Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Illegal Aliens Beware!


I think if space aliens visited planet Earth they'd have a pretty tough time getting into the U.S., unless they had really good fake IDs or landed in corn fields in the midwest. But I bet they'd land some place like Cuba or Mexico, where they would "fit in." And also, aliens like the food there.

If they did make it into the U.S., it seems it would be rather difficult to deplanet them as we don't have the technology to send them back to where they came from. So heed this advice--Whatever you do, don't destroy their spaceship!! You may need to send them back in it!

By the way, is there an inter-galactic law that forbids visiting other planets without an inter-galactic passport? Or do most planets just kill invaders from outer space? I think we should figure this out before we go planet hopping for fun.

Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto. May i have another?


When robots take over the world, I wonder if they will make US do THEIR trivial tasks, like telling them which jokes are funny and worthy of a "haa haa haa!"

Monday, April 10, 2006

Broken glass + broken glass = Lots of broken glass

I think a cool thing to do would be to have a glass container full of broken glass. Then you could break it and I bet at least one person who saw you do it would say, "Wow! That's funny. It didn't look that big before you broke it, but look at all that glass!" It is pretty funny, but what was more funny was watching him try to glue it back together.