Don't be cog-bloggin

Ain't nuttin' worse than dudes who cog-blog their buds. I mean, really? I will put a picture of me and my big cog b'low, in case you were wondering what it looks like.

Cogs come...in different sizes and colors. They are all pretty much shaped the same though, as they are designed to fit snuggly into an appropriately-shaped opening. The cog works hard and is necessary to sustain the gears of humanity.

People often tell me to be a man, and not to be such a cog, thus utilizing the definition: a subordinate but integral person.

Anyone who thought anything perverted is perverted, and correct.