Me no see no sea-monkeys

It is with a heavy heart and a tearful eye that I regretfully announce the demise of my dear sea-friends. They will be remembered by those whose lives they touched--myself, my coworkers, and eachother (they touched themselves, but probably won't be able to remember now that they're dead). I implore those who read this to observe a moment of silence for these devoted and loving creatures. Let them rest in peace knowing they were loved not only for their graceful beauty, but their beautiful insides as well. Only one thing brings solace to my heart at this very difficult time--at least you don't have to swim around in your own poop anymore.